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So… I’ve been binging on Cutthroat Kitchen to distract myself from the ongoing apocalypse, and I’ve come up with possibly my favorite 2p Dennor AU and you can probably guess what it is.
Lokki and Christian are both competitors. They get along fine for the first 50 seconds. Then they run to the pantry, Christian trips Lokki, probably by accident, so it retaliation, Lokki blocks Chris from getting the ingredients he needs.
They blow all their money sabotaging each other but somehow they both make it to the final round. They spend the first ten minutes screaming insults at each other while pretending to cook, Lokki ‘accidentally’ sets Chris on fire, and instead of finishing their dishes, they get into a fist fight.
In the end, it’s a draw because neither actually cooked for that round.
And the random word is… Gown
Egil loves the Hunger Games so naturally when the first movie came out, he dragged Lokki to go see it with him. Bad idea. Lokki was… Shall we say ‘inspired’ by Katniss’ wardrobe.
Next world meeting, he shows up in a flaming gown and burns the entire building down. Way to go, Egil
Lokki is addicted to flavored lip gloss. Cinnamon, cotton candy, and bubblegum are his favorites, but he wears all sorts of insane flavors.
One time, Chris kissed him while he was wearing habanero-flavored lip gloss. He jumped about five feet straight back and ran into three different chairs and the wall while sprinting to the kitchen to get water, screaming curses the whole time (He has zero spice tolerance)
Ask incredibly invasive questions! The mun will answer and the muse will react to having their private information made public!
Egil: Not too good…
mun!Lokki: Love life? Pfft, what love life?
Lokki: What love life!? HE’S TWELVE
mun!Egil: Well he has a crush…
Egil: It’s like we’re from two different worlds! *sob*
Lokki: WHO!?