((Plus he’s never really seen a healthy, longterm relationship, so he has no idea on how to get one himself))
((Great you went and made the mun cry!
But seriously, I headcanon this too, and I would add that they both also have nightmares about the rest of nordics dying because they weren’t strong to protect them))
Egil’s first ever crush (but not his current crush before y’all get any ideas) was on 2p Japan (no accounting for tastes)
To try and get his senpai to notice him, Egil tried to cut his hair like Kuro. He is not a barber and he used safety scissors, hence his current bang condition
And the random word is… Gown
Egil loves the Hunger Games so naturally when the first movie came out, he dragged Lokki to go see it with him. Bad idea. Lokki was… Shall we say ‘inspired’ by Katniss’ wardrobe.
Next world meeting, he shows up in a flaming gown and burns the entire building down. Way to go, Egil
Lokki is addicted to flavored lip gloss. Cinnamon, cotton candy, and bubblegum are his favorites, but he wears all sorts of insane flavors.
One time, Chris kissed him while he was wearing habanero-flavored lip gloss. He jumped about five feet straight back and ran into three different chairs and the wall while sprinting to the kitchen to get water, screaming curses the whole time (He has zero spice tolerance)
Very Personal and Intense Disney Ask
Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What’s the story?
Lokki: I’m friends with pretty much everyone except Christian and Oliver! They’re both huge jerks. Um… I’m really close with Luci even though most people kinda hate slash fear him, does that count? And there’s not much of a story, like, we haven’t known each other that long, but I guess we’re friends cuz I took the time to look past his whole stabbing thing
Very Personal and Intense Disney Ask
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can’t forget
((You didn’t say who, so we’re gonna do one for each muse ^.^; ))
Lokki: Well, I’ll never forget the last thing Mamma told me before she…disappeared… She told me to always be kind and always be proud of who I was and…not to blame myself or anyone else for what happened to her…
Egil: ‘Be careful with that! You’ll shoot your eye out!’
Very Personal and Intense Disney Ask
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Lokki: Um… I’m guessing you mean romantic kiss so here goes…
Her name was Siv. She was human and worked in my Boss’s court. This is like two thousand years ago or so by the way. And she didn’t know I was a country or anything.
One day she walked in while I was doing a spell, but she didn’t freak out or anything. She actually asked me to teach her how to do it… And it was great for a while! She was great too, really really really great, and… Before I knew it I was in love.
But we got caught. My Boss found out we were practicing magic and had us arrested. I wanted to stop them. I-I would have killed them all but-but she took my hand and told me it was alright. I told her I loved her and she kissed me… Then they took her away.
I never saw her again.
Christian was almost never around when Egil was a kid. But on the very rare days when he did finish all of his work, Lokki would make a picnic and the three of them would go out on Christian’s ship and spend the day together.
Egil spent a lot of time alone as a kid, so he ended up with half a million dumb ways to spend time, such as exploring the cliffs by his village.
One day he slipped on some ice and fell off one of the cliffs, he broke his leg and got a concussion. Lokki came as soon as he heard and refused to leave Egil’s side for the next few months. (He kinda blamed himself for leaving Egil alone)
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