So… I’ve been binging on Cutthroat Kitchen to distract myself from the ongoing apocalypse, and I’ve come up with possibly my favorite 2p Dennor AU and you can probably guess what it is.
Lokki and Christian are both competitors. They get along fine for the first 50 seconds. Then they run to the pantry, Christian trips Lokki, probably by accident, so it retaliation, Lokki blocks Chris from getting the ingredients he needs.
They blow all their money sabotaging each other but somehow they both make it to the final round. They spend the first ten minutes screaming insults at each other while pretending to cook, Lokki ‘accidentally’ sets Chris on fire, and instead of finishing their dishes, they get into a fist fight.
In the end, it’s a draw because neither actually cooked for that round.
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