Lokki: well bed Mathi, behead alfred, and wed mattie? yeah I’m okay with that

lokki: wed matthias, again this is obvious, and then bed….. oh can’t I just behead them both?

//what!? no!

lokki: well I’m not bedding either of them sO!

//ugh, you’re impossible

Lokki: well bed matthias obviously, and then wed feli and behead yao. Ha! That was easy!

Lokki: bed matthias, wed lukas, and no wait……. bed christian, wed matthias, and damMIT

//are you okay?

Lokki: I can do this. Um…… wed christian, bed lukas, and behead- BUT HE’S SO NICE I CAN’T DO IT

Lokki: can I behead them all?

//lokki!

Lokki: kidding, kidding, but seriously

//NO

Lokki: fine, have it your way. your boring boring way. wed francis, bed antonio, and behead gilbert, happy?

Lokki: behead russia, duh, and… oh this is weird…. I guess I’d wed harald??? but as friends, and then…………………… nope nevermind, this is officially too weird to think about

Lokki: Is ‘no’ an option here???

//what do you think?

Lokki: darn…. well I really don’t want to kill amy or arthur, so behead roderich… I’d probably die from food poisoning if I married arthur, so wed amy… which leaves bedding arthur *shudder* thats weird to think about

Lokki: oh no, I dont wanna hurt hurt anyone’s feelings…. do I have to?

//yes, you have to

Lokki: Ummmmm…… i guess i would bed louis?? and then….. behead oli- no, lutz…. which means I’m wedding Oliver??? DONT LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD, OLLIE