Ask incredibly invasive questions! The mun will answer and the muse will react to having their private information made public!

mun!Lokki: Like I said earlier, Lokki is totally in love with with Christian–

Lokki: I AM NOT

mun!Lokki: But it’s a bit more complicated than that. He still has a lot of resentment towards Chris from when they lived together, how they split, and how Chris used to (and sometimes still) completely ignores him. On top of that they’ve never exactly gotten along–

Lokki: That is the only thing you’ve said so far that’s remotely true!

mun!Lokki: *talking over him* And Lokki has a lot of issues–

Lokki: WHAT!? I DO NOT! CHRISTIAN’S THE ONE WITH ISSUES!

mun!Lokki: You just keep telling yourself that

Lokki: WHY DONT THE LITTLE GRAY PEOPLE ASK EGIL QUESTIONS?!

mun!Lokki: *now ignoring him* He has a lot of issues with trust and commitment and romance in general, so they’ve never really been able to make an actual relationship work

Lokki: *grumbling* I don’t have ‘issues’… You’re the one with issues!

Ask incredibly invasive questions! The mun will answer and the muse will react to having their private information made public!

Lokki: *much alarm* whoa whoa whoa– WHAT!?

mun!Lokki: Hm… That’s a tricky question, anon, I’m really gonna have to think about this one…

Lokki: Or, you know, maybe you could not answer at all? That would be good too!

mun!Lokki: Yes. Definitely. Absolutely. One hundred percent accurate.

Lokki: I DID NOT AGREE TO DO THIS