Fluff Hour

I’m assuming that’s a snowman so here’s your snowball fight aftermath drabble!

None of them were quite sure how it happened, but not only was their house on fire, the rest of the neighborhood was too. They figured it was Lokki’s fault, but how the hell he managed to light snowballs on fire will remain a mystery.

The holes in all of the surrounding houses and the unconscious bystanders were a result of Fernando misunderstanding exactly who the participants of the fight were and thinking that he was allowed to put rocks in the center of his snowballs. No one had the courage to tell him otherwise.

Right now, Harald was curled up in his snow fort, sobbing and rocking back and forth. He too had misunderstood the basics of a snowball fight. At the beginning of the fight, he had started making one, giant snowball, thinking he could take everyone out all at once.
Unfortunately, he couldn’t pick it up. So he’d spent the next ten minutes chasing Christian around trying to pick him up and throw him at the giant snowball. He gave up on winning and started hiding when the fiery snowballs started flying.

Now that I think about it, Christian is just as much to blame for the burning neighborhood as Lokki is, seeing as he started the fight in the first place by sneaking up on Lokki and dumping a handful of snow down his shirt.
Currently, he is on fire and trying to himself out by running in circles and screaming curses. It’s not working. You’d think after getting into so many fights with a pyromaniac, he’d know to stop-drop-and-roll.

Egil, possibly the only sane nordic, went inside when the fight started. He’s now sitting on the porch, drinking coco and filming the others.
This is going to make an awesome viral video.