But seriously, I headcanon this too, and I would add that they both also have nightmares about the rest of nordics dying because they weren’t strong to protect them))
Egil’s first ever crush (but not his current crush before y’all get any ideas) was on 2p Japan (no accounting for tastes)
To try and get his senpai to notice him, Egil tried to cut his hair like Kuro. He is not a barber and he used safety scissors, hence his current bang condition
So… I’ve been binging on Cutthroat Kitchen to distract myself from the ongoing apocalypse, and I’ve come up with possibly my favorite 2p Dennor AU and you can probably guess what it is.
Lokki and Christian are both competitors. They get along fine for the first 50 seconds. Then they run to the pantry, Christian trips Lokki, probably by accident, so it retaliation, Lokki blocks Chris from getting the ingredients he needs.
They blow all their money sabotaging each other but somehow they both make it to the final round. They spend the first ten minutes screaming insults at each other while pretending to cook, Lokki ‘accidentally’ sets Chris on fire, and instead of finishing their dishes, they get into a fist fight.
In the end, it’s a draw because neither actually cooked for that round.
Egil loves the Hunger Games so naturally when the first movie came out, he dragged Lokki to go see it with him. Bad idea. Lokki was… Shall we say ‘inspired’ by Katniss’ wardrobe.
Next world meeting, he shows up in a flaming gown and burns the entire building down. Way to go, Egil
I’m assuming that’s a snowman so here’s your snowball fight aftermath drabble!
None of them were quite sure how it happened, but not only was their house on fire, the rest of the neighborhood was too. They figured it was Lokki’s fault, but how the hell he managed to light snowballs on fire will remain a mystery.
The holes in all of the surrounding houses and the unconscious bystanders were a result of Fernando misunderstanding exactly who the participants of the fight were and thinking that he was allowed to put rocks in the center of his snowballs. No one had the courage to tell him otherwise.
Right now, Harald was curled up in his snow fort, sobbing and rocking back and forth. He too had misunderstood the basics of a snowball fight. At the beginning of the fight, he had started making one, giant snowball, thinking he could take everyone out all at once. Unfortunately, he couldn’t pick it up. So he’d spent the next ten minutes chasing Christian around trying to pick him up and throw him at the giant snowball. He gave up on winning and started hiding when the fiery snowballs started flying.
Now that I think about it, Christian is just as much to blame for the burning neighborhood as Lokki is, seeing as he started the fight in the first place by sneaking up on Lokki and dumping a handful of snow down his shirt. Currently, he is on fire and trying to himself out by running in circles and screaming curses. It’s not working. You’d think after getting into so many fights with a pyromaniac, he’d know to stop-drop-and-roll.
Egil, possibly the only sane nordic, went inside when the fight started. He’s now sitting on the porch, drinking coco and filming the others. This is going to make an awesome viral video.
Lokki is addicted to flavored lip gloss. Cinnamon, cotton candy, and bubblegum are his favorites, but he wears all sorts of insane flavors.
One time, Chris kissed him while he was wearing habanero-flavored lip gloss. He jumped about five feet straight back and ran into three different chairs and the wall while sprinting to the kitchen to get water, screaming curses the whole time (He has zero spice tolerance)
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