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97: Were your ancestors royalty?

mun!Lokki: Well we’re sisters so I’m gonna answer for both of us… Sort of.

We’re related to Rollo. We was this awesome viking that attacked France so much that the king of France gave him a bunch of land to stop attacking them. And during the ceremony to make him a lord, the king told Rollo to kiss his foot.

Rollo said “fuck no” and told one of his men to do it instead. So the man knelt down, picked up the king’s foot, and kissed it, knocking the king down in the process.